Finish the sentence: Do me
a favor and do me
and fucking do me
and then after that you’re going to fucking do me
and get that thing out of the high cupboard because I can never reach it.
My review of “Icicles no. 2 Glass Dong” sold by ToyDirty
(I have to apologize again for the shaky cam, auto focus, and non-reversed video. I’m clearly much more used to filming porn than videos of just me talking XD)
A sex toy that is made out of glass…
NOPE DO NOT WANT…
actually I have one (not this one but another) and it’s pretty fabulous. Don’t knock it til you try it! Plus super easy to get it perfectly clean and sanitized.
Kitten wants. Badly.
nah, he ran into her knife
he ran into her knife ten times
HE HAD IT COMING
HE ONLY HAS HIMSELF TO BLAME
IF YOU’D HAVE BEEN THERE
IF YOU HAD SEEN IT
I BET THAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME
i cannot stress enough how much i love this post